I just got a Crisp Grey Romper from Major Drills and the description caught me off guard! I love the voice of the flavour text- so I want to ask, what's your favourite item description? Funniest, strangest, most poetic or well written?

One of the cutest descriptions to me. I just love that little thing. ❤️

I have a lot but one that made me laugh really hard because I was surprised by it was

I'm sure I've seen funnier, but the only one that comes to mind is [item2=honeybee]. I love it because it references Steam Powered Giraffe. This post made me realize that I haven't really paid attention to item descriptions in a while and I really should. They're really a big part of what makes Subeta great.

I'd never noticed that SPG one! What a beautiful song ❤

I was ecstatic when I found it.

[item2=Mummy Miniature] It makes me laugh. XD

I can't pick just one... I have two.

Willet sounds like my cats. XD

I have two cats. The one I have had the longest is totally like Willet. Everything of mine is hers, according to her. My other cat is more "Can I has? No? Okayz... if you're surez... are you completely surez? -long sad stare then dejectedly walk away-"... It's hard not to give in some times. LOL

lol Mine just take unless it's food then they're like "Share?".

ahh so many.. two that come to mind rn are

^Story of my life.

I have to add these ones: XD

I don't have silly ones, but... I really love the descriptions on a lot of Nori and Mori's quest shop items haha.

These two have probably my favorite plot in the whole game, I've always loved them...

I just read this one today and couldn't stop laughing:

[item=Yo Ho: A Love Story]

o_0

Cracks me up every time. :D

This one also has an intriguing description:

This one shocked a giggle out of me.